Eris Bless this House

Humorous House Blessing on A4 parchment. An ideal gift for someone moving to a new abode, or when the kids go off to college. Although humorous, the blessing is real and very positive.

Eris, of course, is the goddess of chaos who rolled the golden apple inscribed with the word Kalisti (for the fairest) into a group of goddesses.  To settle the ensuing argument, Paris, the prince of Troy was asked to decide which goddess deserved the golden apple.